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Those Wood Elves...

I really like online gaming. But I think it's interfering with my sex life. Is it weird that I think the wood elf chick is hot?

Mot from USA

Mot,

It is not weird at all, but you need to learn to think with your head as opposed to other parts of your digital body. The gaming industry has given wood elves very large breasts. This might look good on the screen, but it has serious repercussions that many do not think about.

Wood elves are not built like humans. Their bones are more like a birds, which gives them their natural grace. It also makes the more slight of build.

A wood elf female simply cannot take the weight of D-sized breasts. They may look good when the wood elf is in their twenties and thirties, but by their forties the woman is experience major back problems. And the average wood elf with D-sized or larger breasts only lives to an age of 128 due to common complications such as breast cancer.

If you are infatuated by large breasts, it is much safer to go with a barbarian race. Their stronger frames are much more adequate to carrying around the extra weight.

Hope that helps,
Dan

 

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