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Please Note: My Crystal Ball Only Extends for Six Months and Ten Days

Dan,

What happens on January 18, 2008?

KV from Here

KV,

First off, its really freaking me out that you are here and I can't see you. You must be very, very sneaky.

As for your question, quite a lot actually. Too much to list everything here, of course, but if there is enough interest I will definitely consider creating a source book for that date.

Among the things that will happen on 1/18/2008:

Seventeen million Americans will gather in bars and clubs across the country to celebrate the end of the week. One out of six of those people will "get lucky" while one in four will vent their frustration at not getting lucky by puking in a toilet.

Over two hundred high school basketball games will take place. Roughly half of those teams will win.

The groundhog will wake up from his winter slumber with a full bladder. After stumbling to the restroom to relieve the pressure, he will plop back into bed and promptly fall asleep for another few weeks.

Four movies will debut at movie theatres across the United States. One of those movies, feeling pressure to outdo the rest, will gamble on using the date of its release for its name.

I hope that helps,
Dan


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cory 07/24/07 6:17 PM

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